I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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