a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I had to cum in my sink.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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