I love black thongs
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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