I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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