...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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