You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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