Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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