maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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