Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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