You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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