i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
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hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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