even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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