just come out here and I will go home with you...
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
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