Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
operation harelip BJ is a go
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
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