I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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