ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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