Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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