It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
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