I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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