ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
it was like his penis was on wheels.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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