Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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