SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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