I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Two words: nipple clamps
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