She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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