best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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