Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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