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i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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