there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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