he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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