tell your sister to shave her snatch
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize
