"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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