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i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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