Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
it glows. i had to have it.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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