What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he thought i was a dude.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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