Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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