You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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