Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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