dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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