She's JV to your varsity
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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