Quick, to the slutcave!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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