You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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