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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.

(763): View more from Minnesota

haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.

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(407): View more from Florida

I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.

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(815): View more from Illinois

All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.

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