maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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