I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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