Whoa Z and x make the same sound
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
it's like heaven, but drunker
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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