This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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