Are we in a gay sports bar?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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