Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Randomize
