Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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