Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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